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Funny Christmas carols fill the atmosphere with playful and naughty music. Know some humorous carols for Christmas.

Funny Christmas Carols

Funny Christmas carols add festivity to the holiday season. The funny lyrics, sung to musical rhythms, make the whole atmosphere much more lively. Most of the humorous Christmas carols are light-hearted comedies that bring instant laughter. This is the reason why there are sung with more excitement and joy than the traditional carols, which some might find boring. Many unpopular Christmas carols have also been popularized through the improvisation of the original version, in the form of addition of funny lyrics. In the followed, we have provided a couple of funny Christmas carols, along with their lyrics.

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
'Merry Christmas.'
It seems so long since I could say,
'Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!'
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
'Merry Christmas!'

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toys
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy,

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do.

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what a joy, Oh what a BIG surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinosaurus
I only likes hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me, too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massager

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what a joy and what a BIG surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!