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Humorous Christmas quotes are written by authors all around the world. Here is a list of some of the popular funny Christmas quotes.

Funny Christmas Quotes

Christmas is an international holiday celebrated globally on December 25 every year. It has a huge religious significance for Christians as it commemorates the birth anniversary of Jesus Christ, who is believed and worshipped as the creator of Christianity as well as the son of God. For most of us, Christmas is an occasion of get-togethers, dinners, decorations, prayers, special services, and loads of presents. However, the only thing common in all of them is having fun and enjoying the festive season. How about doubled this fun with a sprinkle of humor? Humor cherishes each and every moment of our lives as it refreshes us from the boredom of the normal hectic day-to-day schedules. Sharing some funny Christmas quotes amongst each other will create make a laughter riot in any Christmas celebration. Glance through the following lines for some tummy-tickling and giggling Christmas quotes.
  • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller
  • I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
  • Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. - W. C. Fields
  • From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine Whitehorn
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. - Victor Borge
  • Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it “white”. - Bing Crosby
  • Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts. - Anonymous
  • People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. - Ogden Nash
  • From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine Whitehorn, Roundabout
  • I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. - Harlan Miller
  • There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. - Bob Phillips
  • Next to a circus there isn’t anything that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. - Kin Hubbard, humorist
  • Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. - Anonymous
  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. - Anonymous
  • People really act weird at Christmas time! What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks? - Anonymous
  • You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. - Robert Paul
  • Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! - Charles Dickens, novelist