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Read about a few popular Christmas movie quotes.

Christmas Movie Quotes

Christmas has been a popular subject for Hollywood. Movies of various genres, particularly comedy and animation, are based on Christmas theme. The flicks released during the Christmas season require special mention- most of them have a tinge of Christmas. 'A Christmas Carol', 'A Charlie Brown Christmas', and 'Mr. Krueger's Christmas' are some of the popular Hollywood flicks whose plots are in some way or the other, related to Christmas. In this article, we remember some of the famous Christmas movie quotes that bring instant laughter. Read on.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
'CLARK: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is. Hallelujah. Holy s***. '
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A Charlie Brown Christmas
Schroeder: This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.
[Schroeder plays Fur Elise]
Lucy Van Pelt: What kind of Christmas music is *that*?
Schroeder: Beethoven Christmas music.
Lucy Van Pelt: What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks
about how 'great' Beethoven was.
Beethoven wasn't so great.
[Schroeder stops playing]
Schroeder: What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?
Lucy Van Pelt: He never got his picture on bubble gum cards, did he? Have you
ever seen his picture on a bubble gum card? Hmmm? How can you say
someone is great who's never had his picture on bubble gum cards?
Schroeder: Good grief.
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A Christmas Story
(Ralphie is seeing Santa, only he can't remember what he wanted)
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice
squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No!
No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range
Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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Mr. Krueger's Christmas (1980)

Narrator: 'I love you.' That's what Christmas is all about... Clarissa said it to Mr. Krueger; Mr. Krueger said it to Jesus; and Jesus in so many ways said it to all of us.

[George the cat meows]
Mr. Krueger: Yeah, I guess you're right George, we better trim that tree. If we don't hurry, we'll be too late!

Clarissa's Mother: Did Clarissa leave her mittens here ?
Mr. Krueger: Oh, yes, yes they're right here.
Clarissa: You hung them on the christmas tree ?
Mr. Krueger: Well, you remind me of everything good about Christmas so I just couldn't think of a better place. Here... there you are.
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Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
Nora Krank: We skip Christmas!
Spike Frohmeyer: You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?
Spike Frohmeyer: Are you sure this isn't illegal?
Luther Krank: Are you a cop?
Blair Krank: I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther Krank: What's a reeké?