Funny Christmas quotations carry author's perception about Christmas. Here is a list of witty Christmas quotes written by famous authors.

Witty Christmas Quotes

Humor is the essence of life. It doesn't only bring a smile on everyone's faces but also adds a zing of freshness in our lives. Although many people believe that jokes are the best way to make someone giggle, but some witty and clever one-liners can do it in a better way. In fact, there is no better way to speak out your opinion in the form of witty lines or quotations. Keeping the same league, many renowned authors and personalities have written many things about witty humor. Christmas is celebrated with a lot of fun and pleasure. The delight of decorating your home, Christmas tree and partying all night long ends up being a joyride through Christmas season. This blissful holiday is observed on December 25 universally and celebrates the birth anniversary of Jesus Christ. For many, Christmas is a holy occasion, while for others, it is the time to indulge in stunning and dazzling parties. This fun doubles up when you have some thing to laugh off at. In the following write-up, we have included some of the best witty Christmas quotes that you can use to make a cool impression in front of everyone during a Christmas party. Scroll down to find them and enjoy!

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is potent caffeine, no matter your age. - Carrie Latet
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. - Robert Paul
That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. - Jerry Seinfeld
Let us not be justices of the peace, but angels of peace. - Saint Theresa of Lisieu
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. - Kin Hubbard
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. - Anonymous
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. - Author Unknown
Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody! - Ogden Nash
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’. - Robert Paul
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree- Roy L. Smith
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries. - W. J. Cameron
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. - Joan Rivers, comedienne
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay Leno
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. - Helen Keller
There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas. - Henry Van Dyke
Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone. - Bing Crosby
The fact that I have no remedy for the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong possibility that yours is a fake. - Henry Louis Mencken
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known. - George C. Marshall